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Jerry dumps his girlfriend, Sidra, after Elaine convinces him that her breasts are probably the result of implants. Kramer claims a man at the health club who introduces himself as "Sal Bass" is actually author Salman Rushdie. Later, Elaine and Sidra are in a sauna together, and Elaine accidentally grabs onto Sidra's breasts to break her fall after tripping. Elaine goes to Jerry and admits that she now thinks that Sidra's breasts are real and "are spectacular." Jerry decides to take Sidra back, although she's having second thoughts even after Jerry makes comments referring to breasts. Later, Elaine (looking for Kramer) carelessly enters Jerry's apartment when Sidra is there, cluing in Sidra that the two of them are friends; this is made obvious when Kramer walks in and inadvertently blabs Jerry and Elaine having previously dated. Sidra dumps Jerry, thinking that he had Elaine deliberately feel her breasts in the sauna. Sidra spitefully tells Jerry as she leaves, "...And, by the way: they're real, and they're spectacular!..." George accompanies his girlfriend, Betsy, to Detroit for her aunt's wake, hoping to accelerate their relationship by being supportive in the midst of her grief. He tries to get a copy of the death certificate of the aunt while he is there, so that he can get a 50% bereavement discount on the airfare. George gets into an argument at the funeral reception with Betsy's brother, Timmy, over the social acceptability of double-dipping a chip. It devolves into a disruptive fistfight, leading an upset Betsy to break up with him. George was not able to get a copy of the death certificate—instead, he shows an airline clerk a picture of him next to the casket, but the clerk does not consider this to be sufficient proof.